Sunday, August 15, 2010

He's engaged to Laura. He's cheating on Laura with Ambre. I wish this whole building would collapse and kill Marcellus and I.

I may ACCIDENTALLY drive my car off a bridge on the way to work.

Should my car lose it's brakes, thanks to all of you that have put up with me since '07.

2 comments:

'mouse said...

If the brakes are going to fail, make sure they do it when he's standing in front of the car.

jaded_beauty said...

haha. I'd actually be doing society a favor that way.