So, I'm 26 and I have just figured out the key to men.
Ignore them. Treat them like shit. They will be all over you like the Right Wing media on Barack Obama.
I get it, but it doesn't make sense. Humans are odd creatures. If I ignore my dog, he chews my shoes up. If I ignore a man, they buy me things and beg me to hang out. Calling them names always seems to turn them on, too.
If I had balls, I would ignore Marcus for two weeks...Not answer any phone calls or texts. I wouldn't even take the time to press the ignore button...
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